Parents say the darnest things!!!

Seriously, exams are draining me physically, mentally and emotionally. Damaging to my health. My pockets/bank account. My mental state of mind.

And you know what's better than crying or going on a little retail therapy?

..... Letting your parents entertain you!

Scenario 1:


(Click on the picture to enlarge; my dad = hh and my mum = soohwa... Certain info have been shaded to protect their/my privacy)

Scenario 2:

Mum: Go on, give yourself one final push and you are done! Like giving birth only!!
Me: Ewwwww, I don't wanna get there yet man
Dad: Actually man get you there
Mum: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: ............... wtf

Ahhh a very therapeutic 30 minutes chat with them made my "night". First paper starts this Friday, the very day the parents are whisking the small one away to pay V a visit at Birmingham... Take me along, pretty please?

I cannot wait to be done. It's killing me softly.