why my dad's the funniest

Me Dad

Scenario A

I arrived at the place where my interview was supposed to be conducted pretty early, so I sat down at the lobby by myself to calm myself down before taking the lift up. I decided to send him a text message.

"Hi. I'm sitting at that place's lobby now, looks quite nice! Omg I am so so scared la trying to calm myself down right now! Scared!"
And a few seconds later, I received a reply:
"Just be ur self yet la. Coooolll"
And I'm assuming he must be in a meeting or driving because the message didn't really make sense.

Scenario B

I suddenly craved for "sang ha mee", so I decided to randomly send him a text message yet again:

"Wah suddenly crave sang ha mee..... Aduh"
"Can easily cook urself ma"
"Dont know how la. Haiyo or sang ha mee replace with lobster wah wah wah unique seafooddd "

"Go eat maggi mee. Same one"