Fats turns 16

08.07.07 - Fats turns 16 on this very special day.

Despite the countless times you annoy me (where at times, you are thisclose towards driving me into a mental asylum), despite your constant calls and whines asking me to pick you up from somewhere or send you somewhere (sometimes, at the oddest times), despite certain heated arguments which result in name-callings and door-slammings, despite your extreme laziness, despite the favours i have to do for you like fetching you out to buy top-up cards, last minute photocopying... You are still the one and only brother i have and thus, despite the aforementioned habits of yours that i absolutely loathe, i will never forget the times you willingly cook for me (when i was sick after dengue, when i had spm - ayam masak lemak?), the times you help me out with certain chores, the times you stood up for me (and everyone else in the family), the times you crack everyone up with your sarcastic and perverted jokes, the times you generously pay for our meals (though mostly small!)... Here's wishing a bitch like you a very "sweet" 16th! Study hard for your spm this year end i tell you, or else!